How to Annoy Santa Claus

When he comes down the chimney...

1. "Accidentally" leave your fireplace on.
2. Leave him a bowl of salad instead of cookies and milk, with a note explaining "I think you could lose a few pounds."
3. Ask him why he can't just use the front door like a normal person. It's unlocked.
4. Leave a note saying you've gone on vacation. Ask him if he could water your plants.
5. Leave a note saying you want to rent a house-elf for Christmas to clean up after the parties.
6. Set a bear trap in the room.
7. Ask him for an autograph.
8. Try to buy a reindeer for your Taxidermy collection.
9. Leave a note saying you moved. Leave hints and send him on a scavenger hunt all over town to find your "new" house.
10. Tie him down and ask for his whole life story. Don't let him leave until you collect enough "research" for your new book.
11. Ask him what's in the burlap sack.
12. Sit on his lap and tell him in excruciating detail your whole life story and how you've tried to be good.
13. Ask him if you could have a bag of coal for your new barbeque grill.
14. Ask him how much he makes per hour.
15. Ask him how's the weather at the North Pole.
16. Ask him exactly how old is he. Find out his diet plan and how he lived such a long life from eating candy canes and cookies.
17. Show him your resume and explain you'd like a job at the Santa workshop.